Subscribe & Save — Never Run Out of Biltong
The worst day of the month is the day the bag runs out.
You know the day. You reach for the biltong. The bag is empty. And suddenly you're back in the snack aisle, reading a jerky label with 9 grams of sugar in it, feeling nothing but regret.
That day is optional now.
Here's the deal
Pick your bag. Pick your rhythm. We do the rest — a fresh batch of air-dried South African biltong lands at your door every month like clockwork.
- 10% off. Every order. Forever. Subscribers pay less than everyone else, always.
- Hand-delivered in Austin. Free within 5 miles of downtown, $6 across the rest of the metro — we bring it to you.
- Never think about it again. Your protein stash refills itself.
- Pause or cancel anytime. One text. No phone trees, no guilt trips, no "are you sure?" screens.
Why people don't go back to one-time bags
Biltong isn't jerky. It's air-dried for days, sliced like steak, and seasoned like it matters.
Protein-packed. 0g sugar. One ingredient list you can say out loud.
The 3pm vending-machine run doesn't survive contact with a desk drawer full of this stuff. That's not a slogan — that's why the subscription exists. People kept texting us "same again next month?" and we decided to stop making them type it. Here's the full case for a standing biltong order.
Subscriber pricing
| Bag | One-time | Subscriber | You keep |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4 oz — the desk drawer | $20.00 | $18.00 | $2.00/mo |
| 8 oz — the sweet spot ⭐ | $36.00 | $32.40 | $3.60/mo |
| 16 oz — the committed | $65.00 | $58.50 | $6.50/mo |
Most people start with the 8oz. It's the bag that lasts long enough to share — barely.
How it works
- Choose your biltong — The Classic or Hill Country Heat, any size.
- Hit "Subscribe" on the product page — 10% off applies automatically.
- Eat. Repeat. A fresh bag shows up every month. In Austin, we hand-deliver it.
The fine print, minus the fine print
Skip a month? Sure. Switch flavors? Anytime. Cancel? One text and it's done. We'd rather you leave happy than stay annoyed — you'll be back when the bag runs out anyway.
Lock In My Stash — The Classic
I can handle the heat → Hill Country Heat
Feeding a whole office? That's a different animal — get the free tasting box.
We're not open yet — the only way in early is the Founding 50: a $100 first-batch founder box, shipped before anyone else can order. Subscriptions open at launch.